1989

3 March

Ruined Abbey, My Favourite Phonebox

10 March

I Dont Need Michael Fish, Blood Test

17 March

What A Boring Budget, Nige

24 March

Airport Security Blues

31 March

No Danger To The Public

7 April

Mikhail Gorbachev

14 April

Princess Anne's Song (Mr Postman)

21 April

NO PERFORMANCE

28 April

Spontaneous Combustion

5 May

Ten Years of Thatcher

12 May

NO PERFORMANCE

19 May

Let's All Sing About Deng Xiaoping

26 May

NO PERFORMANCE - DUE TO BBC STRIKE!

2 June

I Can't Get No British Passport

9 June

1992 Blues

16 June

Dog Registration

23 June

Food Irradiation

30 June

European Monetary System (Live From The Grot)

7 July

Rail Strike

14 July

Anniversary of French Revolution

21 July

NO PERFORMANCE - IN USA!

28 July

NO PERFORMANCE - BUT PHONED IN FROM MEMPHIS!

4 August

NO PERFORMANCE

11 August

Jet Lag

18 August

NO PERFORMANCE

25 August

Hijacker With Perfume (Live From Crooks)

1 September

Princess Anne and Mark Phillips Split

8 September

Privatisation of Football Hooligans

15 September

One Year of Graffoe Show

22 September

Thatcher In Japan

29 September

The Russians Are Revolting

6 October

Got The Feeling That Was Going To Happen Blues

13 October

Aliens

20 October

Privatisation of Toilets

27 October

Lawson's Resignation (Yesterday)

3 November

Mad Cows

10 November

You're In The Ambulance

17 November

Snails (pre-recorded)

24 November

NO PERFORMANCE

1 December

I Wanna Be The First Briton In Space

8 December

No Reds Under The Bed (Lincoln prison recording from 29 November)

15 December

I Can't Get No Immigration

22 December

Alternative 12 Days of Christmas

29 December

Thats The End of Mr Caucesceau

1990

1 January

Don't Give Me No More Reviews of the 80s

5 January

Gorby's Got No Time

12 January

Planet X

19 January

Random Breath Tests

26 January

Song About Strong Winds

2 February

McDonalds in Russia

9 February

Water

16 February

NO PERFORMANCE

23 February

What About Ernie Wise? (pre-recorded)

2 March

The Things That I Would Tax

9 March

Poll Tax Protests

16 March

German Reunification

23 March

Hitler Ate My Gerbil

30 March

How Much Is That Dog-end?

6 April

NO PERFORMANCE

13 April

Selling Arms To Iraq

20 April

Goodbye Greta Garbo

27 April

You Won't Get Thatcher In The European Union

4 May

Phew What A Scorcher

11 May

Concorde

18 May

Mad Human Disease

25 May

NO PERFORMANCE

1 June

Toxic Algae

8 June

When You're In The House of Lords…

15 June

Euro Train

22 June

Come On England

29 June

Crime Rate (PC Fabricator Song)

6 July

Peter Shilton

13 July

Nicholas Ridley Song

20 July

Things I Dont Like Blues

27 July

NO PERFORMANCE

3 August

Old

10 August

Iraq / Kuwait

17 August

Indifferent (pre-recorded)

24 August

Down The Pub

31 August

Radio Moscow FM

7 September

I've Never Seen A Policeman Smoke On Duty

14 September

2 Years of Graffoe Show (resigned)

21 September

NO PERFORMANCE

28 September

NO PERFORMANCE

5 October

German Reunification (again)

12 October

Indifferent (again)

19 October

What About Ernie Wise? (Sunshine Mix)

26 October

Snails (pre-recorded)

2 November

Francine Stock

9 November

Carrots