vi@gra

Lyrics (c) Syd Meats, sing to tune of "Delilah"


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I disappointed her when I climbed under her duvet
She felt the dangling member that wouldn't perform
without vi@gra
She kicked me out of the bed and I slept on the floor

My my my vi@gra
Where was my vi@gra ?
I could see
vi@gra would be good for me
Mine had been stolen by those noisy people next door

At break of day is the time I tend not to have problems
We tried again - I admit my performance was poor
She stood there laughing
I took vi@gra and she didn't laugh any more

My my my vi@gra
I found my vi@gra
And what's more
We woke up the people next door
I took vi@gra and she couldn't take any more
I took vi@gra and she couldn't take any more